Thomas Massie Performs the Banjo, Vote Massie

Thomas Massie won the banjo voting bloc. Actually, I like this music, but I still wouldn’t vote for him just because he plays the banjo.

😂😂😂😂😂 desperation cringe https://t.co/acsBUsxa7x

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) May 18, 2026

Did I mention that Massie voted to defund ICE because it also funded cybersecurity? He always has some excuse.

Massie voted to defund ICE.

— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) May 18, 2026

Rep. Massie has some sketchy people supporting him, but hey, he can play the banjo.

If Massie is a “true conservative,” then why does everyone on the Left want him to win?

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) May 18, 2026

He deserves something for his creative writing skills

Thomas Massie needs to be booted from Congress.

This degenerate compromised clown is out here calling his junk “Pinecone” while demanding women give him hand jobs and paying them off with cow sales money.

He wanted Cynthia to talk about girls as young as his daughter while… https://t.co/R36hp7IiLJ

— Cynthia Holt (@Ghostofcynthia) May 18, 2026