The Best And Worst Pavilions At The Great American State Fair

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Forget the World’s Expo, where every nation has a pavilion. The true genius of the Great American State Fair in Washington D.C., which runs through July 10, is that all 56 of our states and territories get about 600 square feet to show off what makes them special.

There is a kernel of a much bigger idea here, as The Mall would be a much better place if each state and territory had its own permanent pavilion. This would balance the major attractions in our nation’s capital politically and philosophically rather than Smithsonian offerings that all lean left.

The word “fair” is the right descriptor for this experience, in more ways than one. Even though the temporary structures were dressed up with faux neoclassical columns and graphics to match DC’s architecture, the exhibits inside are mostly low-budget affairs, even though some governors claimed it was “too expensive” to participate.

After six hours touring all of the pavilions on July 1, here is my unofficial ranking from best to worst.

Florida

As you’d expect from Florida, they understand attractions and know that moving thousands of people through a small space requires a prescribed linear flow.

While its lines were the longest, people flowed through the themed everglades, smelled oranges in a small grove, and then picked up a free stuffed baby alligator before exiting.

Arizona

A clear second to Florida, as they were the only other state to embrace a linear flow. Arizona also deployed some nifty augmented reality technology to allow guests to hike through a Navajo slot canyon and stand in the forests of Northern Arizona. The highlight was standing under the bright stars of the desert!

Cape May County (New Jersey)

You can’t give The Garden State any credit here, because after state officials rejected any participation, a smart county tourism director by the name of Diane Wieland raised her hand and said, “We’ll do it!” The experience features a giant sand castle, big banners featuring an AI George Washington chilling on the beach, and free salt taffy.