Night Cap: If They Can Get Pregnant Maybe They Are Not Really 'Boys' – JP
This is fun and self-fulfilling if by âselfâ you mean the government, and by âfulfilling,â you mean creating problems with taxpayer dollars you then claim can be solved with the loose change left on the Cambriole or between the cushions of daddyâs Chesterfield.
Thatâs the entire Democrat party platform, right there. Use our money to break shit, then take more not to fix it. The findersâ fees are out of this world and perrenial. You could make a career out of this sort of money laundering and live well long before you retire. Wait, thatâs Congress!
And look what they did or (maybe) didnât stop.
The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) is awarding nearly $700,000 taxpayer dollars to back pregnancy prevention programs for young girls who identify as boys, warning that âheteronormativeâ sexual education is inadequate.
The $698,736 grant, which began in September 2023 and will continue until June 2027, according to government disclosures, will be allocated to the Center for Innovative Public Health Research, a non-profit that seeks to create âan inclusive teen pregnancy program for transgender boys.â
Boys canât get pregnant, but girls pretending to be boys can â which is sort of a spoiler alert if you take my meaning. It also means that girls pretending to be unicorns, or x-gendered space aliens, conifers, your second cousinâs stuffed Pikachu, or telephone poles can get pregnant, too. Itâs quite the list of spoiler alerts. Try as you might, a rose by any other name⌠The list of possibilities is â and I use this word with care â literally endless. But thereâs no recurring revenue stream in admitting as much â not nearly as much.
So, they created a mental health crisis with the help of the trillions of dollars siphoned through Democrat party recruiting clinics doing business as public schools. No time for math or literacy but plenty of time for mind-f**kery, which might explain the recent fascination with schools asking to be recognized as health clinics â or legislators asking that for them. How about doggie daycares or cat cafes â word has it that some schools have litterboxes, so your little darlings can pretend to be cats. You pay 20,000- a year for that so it must be legit.
Most school systems represent about 70% of a townâs budget, yet you cannot teach children to read something other than porn. It is a wonder why anyone would trust you with their childrenâs mental and physical health ( they want in school clinics, donât you know). Who can imagine how much more that will cost with the very reasonable assumption that the results will be the same as with reading and math. And one might guess weâd already done all of that, and if you looked up from your phone for a few minutes, youâd see they have or soon will.
Whatever or whenever these preordained (planned!) failures demand another line item in the ledger of things upon which weâll be taxing our great-grandchildrenâs not-yet-realized earnings. If you were born with a vagina but are convinced that it makes you a boy (you decide who the fools are in that equation), extra precaution is necessary to instruct these âboysâ on where to get an abortion.
It is, after all, always about abortion.
If you are a boy with a vagina and you let a boy with a penis use it as a masturbation aid (or a girl with a penis, for that matter), you might get pregnant. If youâd rather not be that, here are some resources to relieve you of the clump of cells â which weâd not have to do if youâd just had the much more expensive surgery that was suggested. But you canât just say that. They are spending about 700 million dollars to create âMessaging [that] will be gender-affirmingâ and will âreduce internalized transphobia,â the award description adds.
âLook, youâve still got a vagina and all the responsibility that comes with it,â but youâre a boy, and we still want to profit off any unwanted pregnancy, but weâve made your mind so fragile (at the Democrat party recruiting clinics doing business as public schools â and maybe TikTok and Tmblr) that we canât say it like that, which seems odd to me. If it is a revealed truth that a biological being with a vagina can be a boy and that you are a bigot if you refuse to accept that, then whereâs the fire? Weâre erasing distinctions. Boy and girl are the new Aloha.
Aloha (/ÉËloĘhÉË/ É-LOH-hah, Hawaiian: [ÉËlohÉ]) is the Hawaiian word for love, affection, peace, compassion, and mercy, which is commonly used as a greeting. It has a deeper cultural and spiritual significance to native Hawaiians, for whom the term is used to define a force that holds together existence.
Hello, goodbye, is that a banana in your pocket, miss?
If the label has many meanings or none at all, then the underlying structure (and if youâve got a penis, you have a lot of responsibility too, especially in divorce court) the problem isnât inclusion in the progressive sense. It is inclusion in the biological sense, and we used to have words for that.
Boy. Girl. Man. Woman.
If youâve stayed with me, you likely have discovered a great way we could save our great-grandchildren trillions of dollars.
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