Keyed-Up NY Lib Faces Florida Justice – JP
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A vacationing New Yorker was recently embarrassed when faced with arrest for his illegal behavior. It’s not often that we see liberals answer for their crimes, an axiom proven by the viral response to the story.
LGB/FJB? That Sounds Like A Felony
A New Yorker visiting Florida was arrested after keying a Toyota pickup truck in the parking lot of a Winn-Dixie. The truck sported a “Let’s Go Brandon” bumper sticker, a longstanding humorous reference to a NASCAR reporter’s on-air mistake regarding a chant of “F*** Joe Biden” from the fans in the Talledega bleachers in 2021.
The man claimed he was out shopping for coffee and key lime pie, a famous Sunshine State dessert.
The scratch-happy perpetrator confessed his crime, claiming that the bumper sticker “infuriated me.” Depending on the repair costs to the pickup, the stunt could qualify as a felony in Florida. Damage in excess of $1,000 is the legal felony threshold in the state. That’s one costly key lime pie!