Nothing About The Brown College Capturing Makes Any Sense | JP
I have held off on covering the Brown University AND MIT Professor shooter for a couple days now because the whole thing is so bizarre and so hard to fathom that I wanted to really gather my thoughts.
And now that I have, I want to just share with you what the official story is that they’re claiming and how we got here and lay it all out in one article and see what you make of this.
First, between the University, the City and the FBI, we got nothing. Literally nothing. No leads day after day. Almost no usable video footage or photos despite 800-1,100 security cameras on Campus.
And then suddenly, out of the blue, they found the Shooter and he’s dead. Case closed. Move on. Nothing more to see here:
No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No leads. No le— BREAKING: BROWN SHOOTER FOUND DEAD IN A STORAGE UNIT IN SALEM, EVERYONE MOVE ALONG
— The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) December 19, 2025
>Can’t find the guy for 6 days
>Random storage unit
>”He shot himself.”™️
>No you can’t see the body
>Give us 20 minutes to make up a name and story
>Case closed move along now
>Shooter in Mexico sipping Tecate on the beach— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) December 19, 2025
Oh, I forgot they did tell us that the shooter “barked” when he walked into the classroom, so that was helpful:
BREAKING: They are claiming this TERR0RIST just “barked” when he walked into this classroom.
WTF!? pic.twitter.com/9XR5KMSkzu
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) December 19, 2025
Then we got news that the SAME shooter at Brown University also shot the MIT fusion professor.
Oh, and they went to school together in Lisbon, Portugal, because….why not?
This is just weird. The MIT Nuclear Scientist murdered in Boston and the Brown University shooter went to school together in Lisbon, Portugal. What is going on here?
pic.twitter.com/rgs42XD2r8— Knoxie (@KnoxieLuv) December 19, 2025
That’s not weird and statistically impossible….
Meanwhile, a verified post on Reddit immediately after the shooting turned out to be correct, but no one at the FBI ever followed up on it:
Reddit solved Brown University Mass Shooting immediately after it happened but no one listened. pic.twitter.com/ZKbEXwWfla
— Trent Cannon News 4 Dummies (@TheNews4Dummies) December 19, 2025
Then while I’m not suggesting any wrongdoing or anything weird, it is factually true that we have Trump’s company merging with a fusion company literally days after the leading fusion scientist at MIT was killed:
BREAKING: Trump Media agreed to merge with nuclear fusion company TAE Technologies in an all-stock deal worth more than $6 billion
— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) December 18, 2025
This MIT Fusion professor story just took a weirder and weirder turn.
Listen in and make it make sense:pic.twitter.com/xdBUJTBZxz https://t.co/ZjRakOqBrW
— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) December 19, 2025
The case was seemingly cracked by a homeless guy living on the streets:
Jesse Watters says what we are all thinking:
“So one of the biggest murder mysteries in the country was solved thanks to a homeless guy who lived at the scene of the crime. Did Brown University know there was a homeless graduate living in the engineering building? If they did… pic.twitter.com/FZE5Tkt35v
— DeVory Darkins (@devorydarkins) December 20, 2025
🚨 OMG: Reporter grills DEI Police chief on why a random citizen spotted the suspicious shooter lurking on Brown University campus instead of police
His cringe response is EXACTLY why the gunman wasn’t stopped sooner. This is what prioritizing ‘inclusion’ over security gets you. pic.twitter.com/FLjQyi79CB
— Alec Lace (@AlecLace) December 19, 2025
Meanwhile, the shooter is not a current student…
He’s 48 years old from Portugal:
The Brown University Shooter:
Claudio Neves Valenti
Not an American Citizen (Portuguese)
48 years oldApparently a Brown Student at age 48?
I wonder who is paying for a 48 year old Portuguese man to attend an Ivy League school in America?pic.twitter.com/6jEDo6JEe1
— C3 (@C_3C_3) December 19, 2025
Almost no one trusts anything the University is telling us, and they are getting roasted in each new press conference:
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Reporters are GOING OFF on the Brown University President 🔥
“You did NOT have cameras in this building! Just SAY IT so we can get this over.”
“Police said if Brown has cameras in that part of the building, we would have gotten this guy!” pic.twitter.com/F4FsTmJBja
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) December 19, 2025
Here is a student saying flat out the Administration is lying:
🚨 NEW: A Former Brown Student says the UNIVERSITY is not being TRUTHFUL about their SECURITY 🚨
“That building is ALWAYS unlocked… they DON’T LOCK the buildings” pic.twitter.com/FOjkGWIqgn
— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) December 20, 2025
I’ll just leave it here…
Something here stinks very bad.
Nothing ads up.
So some middle-aged Portuguese dude for no apparent reason kills an MIT nuclear physicist and shoots up a Brown University classroom, then conveniently offs himself in an empty storage space with the murder weapon.
Totally makes sense.
Just like it totally makes sense that… pic.twitter.com/xqQcEwoeJG
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) December 19, 2025
I suspect we will never hear another word about any of this and it will all be swept under the rug, until one point like in Animal Farm they will tell us it never even happened in the first place and we are all just misremembering it.