Memo to the wailing whiny wokesters STILL losing it over Trump win: SHUT UP!

At first, it was funny.

Watching the woke brigade predictably lose its collective s–t over Donald Trump’s stunning comeback win made me laugh out loud.

Not least because they’re always telling us what a terrible loser he is!

But now, two weeks later, these incessantly wailing, whining, woke wastrels have become a constant irritant to my eyes, my ears and my intestines.

And in the words of “Network” movie star Peter Finch: “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

It started with the howling.

Video after video of hysterical, mainly female Democratic voters literally shrieking dementedly into their phone cameras and posting their tormented anguish to the world.

Then they started shaving their hair off, borrowing from the radical feminist 4B movement originating in South Korea.

Then they vowed never to have sex again.

“F–k being skinny,” shouted one in a viral TikTok clip, “f–k being hot, f–k being all the things that the patriarchy wants us to be, ’cause clearly they don’t give a s–t about us. Stop dating men, stop having sex with men, stop talking to men, divorce your husbands, leave your f–king boyfriends, leave them!”

I hesitate to point out the bleeding obvious here — that no man in his right mind would want to be around such an unhinged lunatic anyway.

Then came the liberal exodus from Elon Musk’s X, led by author Stephen King, who declared: “I’m leaving Twitter. Tried to stay, but the atmosphere has just become too toxic.”

At which point, I heard another piercing howl, as irony died.

The same Mr. King has been one of the foremost contributors to that toxic atmosphere for years, spewing his hateful bile at anyone who disagrees with his self-righteous worldview.

He was soon followed by a fuming red carpet of Hollywood’s most ardent Trump-bashers like Barbra Streisand, Jamie Lee Curtis, Alyssa Milano and Bette Midler, and longtime Trump-loathing media types like Don Lemon.

In the UK, the boycott has been even more amusing, with the left-wing Guardian newspaper quitting X after offering therapy counseling to staff traumatized by Trump’s win, and even a bridge now joining in.

Yes, an actual BRIDGE.

The Clifton Suspension Bridge & Museum, located in Bristol in the west of England, announced it was also departing X: “With the rise in inappropriate content and decrease in meaningful engagement with our followers, we have chosen to no longer post to this account.”

Oh no!

Where on earth will I go now for my Clifton Suspension Bridge updates?

If all this sounds completely insane, it’s because it is.

And it’s been fueled by media that have also lost their minds.

“The source of this [hysteria and delusion] has been the mainstream media,” Dr. Drew Pinsky told Fox News host Sean Hannity. “The American public has been propagandized to the point that they have literally become mentally ill. And the thing about delusionality is it can’t be reasoned with. We have been through a stage of delusion that started with the first Trump presidency and was put into absolute orbit with COVID.”

He’s right.

These people have had their brains fried by eight years of three very damaging medical conditions: Trump Derangement Syndrome, and two viruses — coronavirus, and what Elon Musk calls the Woke Mind Virus.

And it’s sent them utterly stark raving bonkers.

I realized this when I watched MSNBC’s resident basket case (a British term for someone incapacitated from functional normality by extreme anxiety) Joy Reid interviewing a Yale university psychiatrist who solemnly advised viewers whose family members voted for Trump to snub them over the upcoming holidays.

As Reid nodded along enthusiastically to this crazed shrink’s outlandish claptrap, I realized she couldn’t help herself; the madness is now too deep.

And equally demented Democratic politicians are showing no sign of learning a single lesson from their election drubbing.

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker has vowed to keep his state open to transgender treatment for minors, and for “gender-affirming” trans athletes to compete in women’s sports and be able to use girls’ and women’s bathrooms.

This despite the revelation that the Republicans’ most effective campaign ad was the one that proclaimed, “Kamala’s for They/Them, Trump’s for You.”

They just don’t get it.

As the election result showed, Americans across the entire spectrum of race, gender and creed have had enough of all this woke garbage.

And the more that toddler-tantrum-throwing liberals gnash their teeth, stamp their feet, shave their hair, dump their Republican men and scream into social media cyberspace about Trump since he delivered such a resounding repudiation of everything they stand for, the more ridiculous and irrelevant they sound.

I’m not laughing at them now.

I pity them.