Finest of the Babylon Bee: Trump’s Spotify Wrapped reveals he listened to ‘God Bless The USA’ 160K occasions
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“I’m not sure he’s aware that there are other songs,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said. READ MORE
“My client has smuggled 40,000 pounds of fentanyl into the United States and personally murdered dozens of people,” said Juarez’s attorney, David Lovell. “So we are very confident we can secure a presidential pardon.” READ MORE
“She’s not used to disappointment,” said one insider close to Swift. “She signed up for this marriage because she thought the Chiefs were the best of the best and the favorite to win the Super Bowl every year.” READ MORE
In response to being added to Trump’s third-world travel ban, mobs of angry Minnesotans took to the streets to wave Somali flags and set buildings on fire. READ MORE