Best of the Babylon Bee: Security concerns as Trump holds strategy meeting at Cracker Barrel

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Diners at the Cracker Barrel were surprised to find President Trump alongside Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth discussing war plans over their meals. READ MORE

Bernie Sanders’ paid rally attenders are fed up, voting to unionize against the senator and putting his campaign prospects “in trouble.” READ MORE

Disney executives took notes after watching Snow White flop during its opening weekend and decided to quietly cancel the studio’s live-action version of Pocahontas starring Dylan Mulvaney. READ MORE

Elon Musk’s plan to mask the IRS building as a Tesla dealership was successful as Democrats burned it to the ground. READ MORE