EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Reveals Picks for NCAA Women's Basketball Final Four

On Mar 17, 2025

We’re not entirely sure why

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March Madness is here. It’s that time of year again when millions of Americans fill out brackets for the NCAA men’s basketball tournament, and the women’s teams also play. Former president Barack Obama used to promote his bracket every year on an ESPN special called “Barack-etology.” He’s not even president anymore, but he continues to publish his NCAA picks (along with his favorite music and books) as if anyone cares. Former president Joe Biden, 82, also filled out brackets for the men’s and women’s tournaments, presumably with the same autopen he used to “sign” thousands of pardons on his way out the door.

Unlike his predecessors, Donald Trump has more important things to do, such as winning the golf championship at his Palm Beach country club and deploying the U.S. military to pound the Iranian-backed Houthi terrorists into submission after years of unchecked aggression on Biden’s watch. Trump, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest presidents since Abraham Lincoln, did not release any brackets during his first term, and he won’t be making any picks this year for the men’s tournament. However, the Washington Free Beacon can exclusively report that Trump has for some reason decided to fill out a bracket for this year’s NCAA women’s basketball tournament, which practically no one is going to watch now because Caitlin Clark isn’t playing and neither is Maddie Scherr, the supremely talented 5’10” guard from Texas Christian University who is out with a back injury.